OG Fantasy Intelligence Report: Round 1 Debrief

Presented in partnership with crippling overconfidence and mild liver damage.

Opinions fueled by sarcasm, caffeine, and complete draft-induced disbelief.

Let’s not sugarcoat it: Night 1 of the NFL Draft was a front-row seat to executive-level panic and unearned confidence. Some teams hit. Others flailed like a magikarp. And a few? Drafted like their controller disconnected. (Been there, full tilt!)

This is not a pick-by-pick hug-fest. This is your official fantasy debrief — bold and blunt— with the kind of energy you bring to the waiver wire at 3AM. The stats are real. The sarcasm is intentional! Let’s get to the mission at hand.

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[CODENAME: AIR RAID]

Cam Ward – QB, Tennessee Titans

4,203 yards, 39 TDs, 351 rushing yards, 5 rushing TDs

Ward plays every snap like it’s a TikTok audition — highlight-worthy or humiliating, never in between (but what do you expect out of a zero star prospect coming out of a five star program? Cannon arm, fast feet, and the pocket discipline of a raccoon with a grenade. Tennessee handed him the keys to the franchise like they just lost a bet.

Fantasy Briefing: 2QB must-draft. Redraft stash if you’ve got the stomach. He’s Jameis Winston with a personal trainer. That’s being nice.

OG Verdict: Will win you a week and lose you your mind. Buckle up.

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[CODENAME: CHAMELEON]

Travis Hunter – WR/CB, Jacksonville Jaguars

57 rec, 721 yds, 5 TDs | 3 INTs in 9 games

Hunter is like my Victorinox Swiss Army knife with laser sights. He covers WR1s, then becomes one. But if Jacksonville splits his snaps like they’re divvying up snacks at recess, your fantasy lineup’s gonna feel it. Am I right duvALLL???

Fantasy Briefing: Dynasty treasure. Redraft wildcard. You’ll want him — you just won’t know when to start him.

OG Verdict: He’s a sports car. Now let’s see if the Jags drive it or leave it parked in Shad Khans driveway.

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[CODENAME: BODYBAG]

Ashton Jeanty – RB, Las Vegas Raiders

1,347 rush yds, 14 TDs | 45 rec, 569 yds, 5 TDs

Jeanty runs like he’s got a personal vendetta against defenses, like he’s angry at the damn ground. Vision, power, hands — he checks every box like he’s applying for “League Winner” on LinkedIn. This is the only Round 1 skill player you should lose sleep over if you don’t get him!!!

Fantasy Briefing: Redraft and dynasty slam dunk. You want him. You need him. And you’re not getting him if you wait too long.

OG Verdict: RB1 upside, flex floor, and top-tier “told you so” potential. Don’t overthink it. Still hesitant? If I told you the pick is gluten free would that help? F to T? Non GMO? Dye free??? Don’t be the dum-dum who misses out…

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[CODENAME: GHOSTWIRE]

Tetairoa McMillan – WR, Carolina Panthers

90 rec, 1,402 yds, 10 TDs

McMillan’s game is silky smooth — polished routes, smooth hands, great body control. Too bad he’s now working with a QB who couldn’t hit a dunk tank last season (minus a week 18, blind squirrel performance). TMAC is WR1 material. The Panthers offense is not. Hot garbage is hot garbagè, no matter how you spin it! Bad offense sharing targets…deuces!

Fantasy Briefing: Draft in dynasty. Avoid in redraft. Monitor for signs of life from Bryce Young….beep…beep…beeeeeeeeeep…CODE BLUE!

OG Verdict: He’s premium gasoline in a car missing the engine.

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[CODENAME: PAPERCLIP]

Colston Loveland – TE, Chicago Bears

45 rec, 649 yds, 4 TDs

Loveland looks the part: big, athletic, great after the catch. But he’s a rookie TE in Chicago. That’s like being a Michelin star chef working in a gas station kitchen. Don’t expect fireworks while Cole Kmet still exists, or while Rome is still the future of the offense! Chicago has yet to draft a RB and until they do, it’s air it out!

Fantasy Briefing: Dynasty stash only. He’s a future asset, not a current one. Give it two years…maybe 3

OG Verdict: He’s not a sleeper. He’s in hibernation.

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[CODENAME: ECHO FOUR]

Matthew Golden – WR, Green Bay Packers

62 rec, 968 yds, 10 TDs

Echo four to Carlos Spicyweiner…do you copy?Golden’s good! Tough, twitchy, red zone savvy. Problem? He just joined the most redundant WR room in football. It’s like Oprah is the OC just giving away WR’s…cool, but I don’t really need one, especially when I already got 3 more! I think Green Bay just drafts receivers the way Apple drops new phones — slightly shinier, slightly faster, but basically the same damn thing. They have a type.

Fantasy Briefing: Dynasty hold. Redraft flyer if injuries strike. Expect rotation roulette.

OG Verdict: They needed a DK Metcalf. They drafted a slightly shinier Jayden Reed.

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[CODENAME: WILD CARD]

Jaxson Dart – QB, New York Giants

3,364 yds, 23 TDs, 5 INTs | 389 rush yds, 8 TDs

The Giants traded up like Dart was about to be stolen out from under them… by who? Said the owl… Their own fear? His tape screams “developmental.” This pick screams “we panicked.” And out of New York I would expect nothing less…at least the guy handing the ball off now won’t be making $40 million a year anymore!  Schoen got his wish!

Fantasy Briefing: Dynasty superflex stash only if your QB1 is legally deceased. Do not touch in redraft.

OG Verdict: Dart’s got tools — but so does the junk drawer you never open.

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[MISSION DEBRIEF]

Mission complete. Targets acquired, chaos assessed, egos bruised.

If you learned something, good — that’s half the point. If you laughed, even better — that’s the other half.

At OG Fantasy, we don’t just cover the draft — we call it out, break it down, and make sure your time wasn’t wasted.

Stay sharp. Stay petty. And above all? Stay dangerous.

Steve-O

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